Jokes related to my poor English

cydu 发表于 2015年04月13日 08:00 | Hits: 1627


cydu: Execuse me, could you please tell me how can I get XXX?
San: Baba, baba, baba, ....

After ten minitues.

cydu: Sorry, can you speak English? I can't speak German.
San: I have been speaking English all the time.
IMO: Chinese guy’s English are much better than European.
Because only Chinese can understand my English.
Cydu: How many languages can you speak?
Helena: 5, English, German, French, Italian and Chinese.
Ivan: only 3, Russian,German and English.
Cydu: 1.5, one Chinese and half English.

March 11, 19:00

San: Dinner?
Cydu: OK, go!

March 12, 12:30

Cydu: Dinner?
San: No.
Cydu: Why not?
San: Lunch.
San: How big is your apartment?
Cydu: It's about 70 kilometres.
San: Really?
Cydu: Yes, 70.8 kilometres, it's enough for me.
San: Bigger than the city?
Cydu: Oh, 70 square metres.
Cydu: Why there are so many Holidays in Switzerland?
I really don’t like to **cook myself**.
Bu neng zai shuo le, shuo duo le dou si lei!

原文链接: http://cydu.github.io/blog.cydu.net//livingabroad/2015/04/13/jokes-related-to-my-poor-english/

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